im-the-batmann:

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hiirenvirna:

tragic news: two guys ruthlessly bully little kitty cat every day

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dduane:

jesus-in-a-life-boat:

This would be utterly unintelligible anywhere else. Anywhere. 🤣

henstomper:

banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that

Something something “gaping furnace” something something “hungry for coal…”

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atopfourthwall:

graffitinight:

cipheramnesia:

ampervadasz:

If someone shot one of these at me, I’d shit myself.

toy?

I just want Gary Oldman explaining this water gun to me like he did the gun in the Fifth Element.

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messymausoleum:

it’s christmas eve post kringlefucker and conksuck boot

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friendlyfrankenstein:

thestuffedalligator:

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

He did, in fact, Literally Catch Him. And in the next strip-

Calvin takes him home and feeds him, which is a Humorous Misunderstanding. But also means Calvin is fulfilling: Hospitality Law.

Hobbes is Calvin’s Persona.

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beaulesbian:

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angst-and-fajitas:

imjustusingthistolikeartists:

prince-luffy:

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Especially when we were given so many of them!

- passed on

- no more

- ceased to be

- expired

- gone to meet his maker

- stiff

- bereft of life

- rests in peace

- pushing up daisies

- his metabolic processes are now history

- off the twig

- kicked the bucket

- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil

- run down the curtain

- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible

- this is an EX-PARROT

I don’t know how the person who went through basically the whole Parrot Sketch managed to resist adding “pining for the fjords.”

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enemiesoftheocean:

Best description of Ivankov just dropped on reddit

I am pretty sure Ivankav’s powers come from being every single letter of LGBTQIA+ at once. Including the secret ones that hide behind the plus.

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tbposting:

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:

time lapse of all the birds yesterday

And this is what it looked like after they cleared the Snow in front of the camera today

No fire this year, the birds have claimed this sacrifice for the sky

Crows know a thing or two about omens, and they decided to take things into their own hands….er….talons this year.

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5x04loss:

stonewall uprising, 2010

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