Ezekiel Norton

avocadoarms:

znorton:

jame7t:

jame7t:

I’m brave enough to admit that after listening to the same 30 classic rock songs on the radio for two decades that some of them are simply shit

if I’m any less vague they’ll have to put me into witness protection

It’s okay to say Def Leppard. Even their fans know they suck.

Is this a safe place to admit that i still don’t know which one is def leppard and which one is led zeppelin like they are the same band in my mind all i know is one of them made the song that was in thor ragnarok and also stole a lot of their music from their black contemporaries

I haven’t seen Thor Ragnarok but I think I’ve seen a clip set to Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song. They did steal a lot from black culture, especially Jamaican, but they did openly tell everyone that their reggae-influenced stuff was based on Jamaican music, even having an album called “D'yer Maker” as a shout out. They’re best known for “Stairway to Heaven” though. And singing about Tolkien.

Def Leppard did songs like “Pour Some Sugar on Me” and “Photograph” and “Rock of Ages.” Sort of a classic party rock kind of band. Also their drummer only had one arm, leading to the old joke “What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard.” Of note though, his disability has nothing to do with them sucking–he’s quite competent as a drummer.

jame7t:

jame7t:

I’m brave enough to admit that after listening to the same 30 classic rock songs on the radio for two decades that some of them are simply shit

if I’m any less vague they’ll have to put me into witness protection

It’s okay to say Def Leppard. Even their fans know they suck.

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petitelappin:

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because “a lot of houses these days don’t give you a fruit flavor option.” She was very solemn about this.

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guerrillatech:

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shosta:

anonymousalchemist:

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

ALT

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spaghettioverdose:

despazito:

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wizardpotions:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

wizardpotions:

I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention

This wizard had a 50 euro fine for potion safety violations.

potion of liver damage is perfectly safe for human consumption ill have you know

It’s not even magic! You just poured everclear in a cauldron and called it a day!

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queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

A very important list that I encourage all readers to read over immediately before reading my addition:

“Serendipity” is apparently a concept not many languages have a word for, and many that do use localized versions of the English word. For those not familiar, serendipity is like a fortuitous accident–something unintended that works out in your favor, most often a useful discovery. Classic examples being penicillin, velcro, and post-it notes.

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