FAVORITE THINGS: victor von doom doing a mental risk/reward analysis like “you know what? when this girl was fourteen she covered me in squirrels. have i rodent-proofed my shit since then? yes. am i in the mood to get covered in fucking squirrels again? literally never. god knows what new powers she’s found since puberty. let the little devil-imp take the goddamn time machine. fuck it. who cares. she’ll probably just end up using it to go back in time and tell herself to never come here. that’s how 90% of all time travel ends. another 5% ends with me as undisputed ruler of the entire earth. i’m not even giving her the good time machine. it’s the janky one. joke’s on her, the a/c doesn’t even work and the tapedeck is broken. doom, as ever, is the real winner here.”
“Doom, as ever, is the real winner here” does seem to be how he historically tends to interpret his encounters with her.
Ezekiel Norton is a Cartoonist / Tinkerer / Super Genius. He is currently working on a webcomic, Epee, which has not launched yet, as well as a few other projects which aren't as high priority. This blog will be used for posting his personal drawings sketches and, one expects, the usual Tumblr silliness as well.
